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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

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Tangible Media

MIT’s Tangible Media is coming along nicely,

"Almost like a table of living clay, the inFORM is a surface that three-dimensionally changes shape, allowing users to not only interact with digital content in meatspace, but even hold hands with a person hundreds of miles away. And that’s only the beginning."

fisting in long distance relationships now becomes easier

 

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naalajay:

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drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 
*kiss*
*smile*
*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

naalajay:

dustyqueefs:

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 

*kiss*

*smile*

*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

(Source: 4gifs, via northern-princess717)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via gnarly)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

thahalfrican:

fuckyeahitsdomi:

it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows

wild

thahalfrican:

fuckyeahitsdomi:

it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows

wild

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